"Ready to go, Chief?"
	"Yeah, just a minute, came the muffled voice from the 
bedroom, "I'm just getting dressed."
	"We're going to be late, you know."
	"No we're not, you just wanted to get there early."
	"That's right, and it's my truck, so I can leave just 
as easily without you.  *You* made me buy the tickets early, 
*you* had better be ready."
	"I made you buy the tickets early so that we wouldn't 
have to be there early.  Make sense?"
	"It's only Star Wars..."
	"*Only* Star Wars?  Jim, this is *the* major cultural 
phenomenon in the Western World in the 20th century!  Mass 
hysteria, obsessive behaviour, global merchandising..."
	"All right, all right, I give.  You ready yet?"
	"Yeah, I'm ready," said Blair, walking out of his 
bedroom, "let's go."
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	"Chewbacca is not in love with Han Solo," said Jim, 
slamming the door of the loft.
	"What, are you kidding?" said Blair, hanging up his 
coat, "Did you see his expression when he thought that Han 
was dead?"
	"So he lost his best friend?  I'd be pretty upset too.  
Now Luke and Han, that's a different story entirely."
	"The scene on Hoth..."
	"...right before they left..."
	"Oh, that was definitely the look of true love."
	Jim stepped up behind Blair and put his arms around 
him, "Well, you should know.  I give it to you often 
enough."
	"You know, it would be a whole lot easier if the 
producers just acknowledged the *obvious* relationships in 
these movies."
	"Oh, you know how it is," said Jim, "censorship 
problems, audience reaction, squeamish actors.  Not to 
mention ratings."
	"I don't know," said Blair, turning around, "If two 
guys on tv did this, I think a lot of people would like to 
watch."  With that he kissed his partner quite thoroughly.
	"You think?  Well, what if they did *this*?" With a 
skilled tongue and teeth, Jim unbuttoned Blair's shirt and 
slipped it back off his shoulders.
	"Oh definitely," said Blair, claiming Jim's mouth again 
briefly, "That's definitely a scene they should have added 
to the re-release of Empire."
	"But could they do *this* and still keep the PG 
rating?"  Jim's hands were busy undoing the fly of Blair's 
jeans and slipping his hands inside--

***We preempt this broadcast of The Sentinel for an encore 
showing of Sewing With Nancy--Fun With the Serger.  We 
regret any inconvenience caused by the *obviously* 
inappropriate nature of the episode...hey...who are you?  
Put down the gun!   NOOOOOOOOOO!***